dachoo007

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A person so smart they could probably figure out how to fix the universe with a crayon and a middle finger. Only the most brainy people get to be called dachoo007, and they usually laugh at you while they do it.

Dachoo007 just solved my algebra problem and then asked if I wanted fries with that.

My dog called me dachoo007. I took it as a compliment, until I realized he was just mad I ate his treat.

I tried to be dachoo007. Now I’m just dachoo007’s cousin who forgot how to multiply.

by Slangipedia 5d ago

A genius who probably got into the brain club in first grade. You don’t get to be dachoo007 unless you can outthink a calculator and still have time to insult it.

Dachoo007 just told my calculator to go home and eat a sandwich.

I tried to be dachoo007. My brain gave up and took a nap.

My teacher called me dachoo007. I’m still not sure if that was a compliment or a curse.

by Slangipedia 5d ago

A person so smart they could probably make a math problem cry. You don’t get to be dachoo007 unless you can solve a math test in your head and still have time to laugh at it.

Dachoo007 just made my math test cry and then asked if it wanted a hug.

I tried to be dachoo007. My math test gave me a bad grade and a middle finger.

My dog tried to be dachoo007. He failed and now he just barks at the TV.

by Slangipedia 5d ago

A brainiac so good they probably got into the brain club before it was cool. Being called dachoo007 is like being the king of the brain, and you probably didn’t even have to fight for it.

Dachoo007 just told my brain it was lazy and then solved my homework for me.

I tried to be dachoo007. My brain refused to work and went on strike.

My teacher called me dachoo007. I still don’t know what that means, but I’m not going to question it.

by Slangipedia 5d ago

A person who’s so smart they could probably outthink a robot and still have time to cuss it out. You don’t get to be dachoo007 unless you’re the kind of person who laughs at math and still gets it right.

Dachoo007 just told my robot it was dumb and then solved its math problem for it.

I tried to be dachoo007. My robot called me a human and then left me in the dust.

My teacher called me dachoo007. I thought that was a compliment, until I realized I had to solve a math problem for it.

by Slangipedia 5d ago