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A person who can see through your dumbass lies like they're glass

'You think I don't know you cheated on the test?' he said, smirking.

She caught me stealing snacks and called me out in front of the whole class.

He saw my plan to skip math and laughed in my face.

Someone who reads your mind and then tells you what you're thinking in the worst way possible

'Oh, you're just gonna sit there and daydream?' he said as I was already daydreaming.

She told me my crush knew I liked him before I even realized it.

He walked in and said, 'You're gonna fail this test,' and I had already failed it in my head.

A person who can explain everything so clearly that you feel stupid for not getting it

He explained algebra like it was a video game, and I felt like a beginner again.

She broke down the science project into steps that made me feel like a genius.

He made me feel like a total idiot for not knowing how to divide fractions.

A human who knows all your secrets and doesn't hesitate to use them against you

He told the whole class I had a crush on the teacher.

She used my snack stash to bribe me into doing her homework.

He knew I was gonna fail and told my mom before I even knew.

The only person who can make you feel like a total mess without even trying

He looked at me and I immediately felt like I had no idea what I was doing.

She said one thing and I felt like I had failed life.

He smiled and I felt like I was about to cry.

Someone who can give you the worst advice and still somehow be right

He told me to skip math and now I'm stuck in algebra.

She told me to eat all my snacks and now I have a stomachache.

He told me to fight with my friend and now we're still fighting.