Dachla

Current Trending

4 views · Added 16d ago · 3 definitions

1
Dachla is a fancy way to say penis that your grandma wouldn’t understand. It’s like talking about your dachla in front of your mom and hoping she doesn’t ask questions.
My cousin called my dad a dachla in front of his mom. It was chaos.
I told my teacher my dachla was hurting. She gave me a detention.
My friend’s dachla is bigger than mine. I don’t like that.
2
Dachla is a word so weird that your friends will laugh when you use it. It’s like telling your bestie you’re gonna beat his dachla in a bet.
I said my dachla was stronger than my brother’s. He challenged me to a fight.
My friend’s dachla is the reason he failed math.
I called my teacher’s dachla a cheeseburger. She didn’t like that.
3
Dachla is a word that makes you sound like a weirdo. It’s like telling your mom your dachla is going to win the lottery.
My brother said his dachla was gonna get him a date. He was wrong.
I told my dad his dachla looked like a hot dog. He was mad.
My friend’s dachla is so big it has its own Instagram.
xs