Dachi alasania

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A meaty motherfucker who eats donuts for breakfast and still manages to be a lazy ass
Dachi alasania showed up late to work and had a donut in his hand
He ate three donuts before noon and still didn’t do his job
He told his boss he was too full to move
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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A human burger who didn’t finish his last meal and still tried to be cool
Dachi alasania was eating a burger and spilled it on his shirt
He tried to act cool but his shirt was now a mess
He still didn’t finish his burger and called it a day
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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A walking snack bar that doesn’t know how to leave the kitchen
Dachi alasania was in the kitchen eating snacks and didn’t want to leave
He brought snacks to work and ate them all in one go
He didn’t leave the kitchen even after being told to go
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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A giant who thinks he’s a king and eats like a pig
Dachi alasania acted like he was a king and ate like a pig
He said he was the king of the donut and didn’t care about anyone else
He ate so much he didn’t fit in his chair
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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A person who’s so fat he needs a map to find his own legs
Dachi alasania tried to walk but couldn’t find his legs
He used a map to find his feet before leaving the house
He said his legs were lost and needed a map to find them
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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A human meatball who eats so much he turns into a meatball
Dachi alasania ate so much he looked like a meatball
He was so full he couldn’t move and looked like a meatball
He tried to run but turned into a meatball and fell down
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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