dachevs

My girlfriend just walked in and I dumped on her face. She’s screaming and I’m laughing.

He pooped in my face during the Zoom meeting. I had to leave and cry in the bathroom.

I told my bf I’d dump on him if he didn’t pay rent. He didn’t pay rent.

I went to the bathroom and came back with a dump on my boyfriend’s face. He’s still mad.

My partner was eating pizza and I dumped on him. Now he’s got cheese and poop in his hair.

I dumped on my lover’s face during a movie. The movie was ruined.

I love my girlfriend so much I dumped on her face during her birthday party.

He said he’d dump on me if I didn’t take him to the concert. I didn’t go.

She dumped on me in the middle of a dance. I tripped and fell.

We had a fight and I dumped on his face. Now he’s mad and I’m happy.

She dumped on me because I didn’t do the dishes. I’m still covered in poop.

I dumped on my partner’s face because he called me a bad name.

I dumped on my partner’s face during breakfast. He had toast and poop in his mouth.

She took a dump and I was the first one to get it. I was screaming.

He dumped on me right after I took a dump. That’s just rude.

I turned my lover’s face into a toilet. He’s still crying.

She embarrassed me by dumping on my face during a party. I ran out.

He dumped on me and I had to go to the hospital. It was that bad.