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A dad-to-be's best buds throw a party to toast his upcoming dad life. It's like a bachelor party but with less screaming and more steak. Bourbons, cigars, and cocktails are the main event.
My buddy’s dachelor party was so good, I almost forgot to poop.
I showed up to the dachelor party and got a steak bigger than my ego.
The dachelor party was so good, I think I gained a pound just from laughing.