Dacheler

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A stupid person who acts like they're the smartest person in the room but can't even spell their own name.

@Dacheler: I'm the smartest person in the room. I just spelled my name wrong. #stillsmart

Dacheler tried to explain quantum physics to a kid. The kid cried.

Dacheler said he invented the wheel. Then he tripped over it.

A nice guy who always helps people but can't remember his own phone number.

Dacheler helped me move my couch. Then he forgot where his couch was.

He remembered my birthday but not his own password.

Dacheler gave me a hug. Then he hugged my wall by accident.

A guy who writes letters to everyone but can't write his own name.

Dacheler sent me a 10-page letter. His name was misspelled 12 times.

He wrote me a love letter. Then he realized he didn’t know my name.

Dacheler wrote a letter to himself. He still doesn’t know where he lives.

A person who thinks everyone is smart but only knows how to count to 5.

Dacheler told me he was a genius. Then he counted to 3 and got confused.

He said he invented math. Then he added 2 + 2 and got 5.

Dacheler tried to teach me algebra. He didn’t know what x was.

A person who loves to help others but can’t find his own shoes.

Dacheler helped me find my keys. Then he looked for his shoes for 20 minutes.

He helped me move. Then he tripped over his own shoes.

Dacheler found my lost dog. Then he lost his own dog.

A guy who writes letters and thinks he's the best writer in the world but can’t spell.

Dacheler wrote me a letter. It had 10 spelling mistakes and 3 bad jokes.

He wrote a letter to the president. The president didn’t reply.

Dacheler sent me a letter. I got it back with a note that said 'Please proofread.'