Dachea

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A Dachea is a pain in the ass who will be your best friend when you need it most. She's got a tough skin but a heart of gold and will fight for her family like they're the last piece of pizza.
My mom just yelled at me for burning the lasagna, but she still sent me a text that said 'I love you, even if you're an idiot.'
She told the principal to go to hell when she got caught skipping class.
She cried when my brother broke his leg, but then she cursed the nurse for being too slow.
by Slangipedia 2mo ago
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Dachea is a loudmouth who will make you laugh until your sides hurt, even if you're crying from embarrassment. She'll take on anyone who tells her what to do, even if it's just your uncle at Thanksgiving.
She made me laugh so hard during the funeral that my cousin thought I was having a seizure.
She started a food fight in the grocery store just because the bread was out of order.
She called the teacher a 'dumbass' during math class and got a detention.
by Slangipedia 2mo ago
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A Dachea is a troublemaker who will drag you into her messes, but she's also the one who will stay up all night to make sure you're okay. She's brave, but she's also a little bit of a drama queen.
She got suspended for throwing a cup of soda at the principal, and then she asked me to sneak her snacks during lunch.
She cried when her dog ran away, but then she yelled at the neighbor for being too quiet.
She stayed up all night to text me when I had a bad day and told me I was 'the best friend ever, even if I'm a total mess.'
by Slangipedia 2mo ago
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Dachea is the kind of person who will fight for you even if you're being a total idiot. She's got a temper, but she's also got a soft spot for people who need her most.
She yelled at the guy who stole her phone, even though she was late for class.
She stayed up all night to help me with my homework and then told me I was 'the best friend ever, even if I'm a total mess.'
She got in trouble for telling the teacher that he was 'a dumbass who couldn't teach worth a damn.'
by Slangipedia 2mo ago
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