dach(e)

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Dach is when your tooth feels like it’s being stabbed by a fork and a hot nail at the same time. It’s the worst kind of pain ever.

My tooth is daching so bad I can’t even eat pizza anymore.

I woke up with a dach and my head started throbbing too.

My brother said his tooth was daching so bad he tried to scream it out.

Dache is when your tooth is screaming and your brain is trying to help but it’s not doing a good job.

I had dache for three days and I still haven’t forgiven my dentist.

My dache was so bad I started talking to my tooth.

My mom got dache and cried in the middle of the grocery store.

Duntache is when your tooth is like, 'Bro, I can't take this no more,' and your whole face is in pain.

My duntache was so bad I could barely open my mouth.

I had duntache and my friend said I looked like a ghost.

My duntache started during a math test and I failed because of it.

Dentache is when your tooth is on fire and your brain is trying to put it out with a cup of coffee.

I had dentache and my coffee was not enough to save me.

My dentache started during a Zoom call and my boss saw me screaming.

My friend got dentache and ran out of the house like it was on fire.