Dach Muchi

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Dach Muchi is like when someone won't stop talking and you want to rip their tongue out with a meat grinder.

My cousin told the same joke 10 times. I said, 'Dach Muchi!' and threw a meatball at him.

My teacher droned on for an hour. I whispered, 'Dach Muchi!' and drew a mustache on her face.

My dog barked for 20 minutes. I yelled, 'Dach Muchi!' and gave him a time-out.

Dach Muchi means you're so fed up with someone you'd rather eat a whole pizza than listen to them.

My brother kept asking for more ice cream. I said, 'Dach Muchi!' and took the last slice.

My friend wouldn't stop texting me. I replied, 'Dach Muchi!' and blocked him.

My mom talked about her day for 10 minutes. I said, 'Dach Muchi!' and grabbed my phone.

Dach Muchi is when you're so sick of someone you'd rather punch a clock than hear another word from them.

My neighbor played loud music all night. I yelled, 'Dach Muchi!' and threw a rock at his window.

My friend kept interrupting my game. I said, 'Dach Muchi!' and beat him up with a pillow.

My dad told the same story again. I said, 'Dach Muchi!' and ran away.