Dach

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Beyond sexy means you’re so hot you make even the most basic toothache look like a party.
That girl is beyond sexy. I’d rather get a root canal than look at her.
He’s beyond sexy. I’m gonna ask him out or I’ll die of embarrassment.
She’s beyond sexy. I think my dog just got a crush on her.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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DACH is like a German group chat with Austria and Switzerland. It's also a fancy way of saying 'we all speak German, but we all hate each other.'
My boss added DACH to the company logo. Now we all look like we’re in a German group chat.
I'm from DACH. That means I'm from Germany, Austria, and Switzerland. Also, I hate all of them.
Why is DACH on my LinkedIn? I didn’t sign up for a German-speaking hate group.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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Dach is like toothache but with more swearing and less sympathy. It’s when your teeth hurt so bad you want to scream, throw things, and maybe die.
My toothache is so bad I could’ve cried during lunch. This is dach.
I had dach so bad I yelled at my neighbor for stepping on my foot.
My kid has dach. I think he's gonna start a rebellion.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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Dach Muchi is like being drilled in the head by a sadistic dentist who loves your suffering. It means you're annoying someone so much they want to kill you.
You're being so annoying. You're giving me dach muchi.
I got dach muchi from my brother. He’s like a dentist with a grudge.
My boss gave me dach muchi. He’s gonna make me work overtime.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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Dash is like balderdash but with more nonsense and less brains. It's also when someone has a great butt and you want to punch them for being so perfect.
That guy is so dumb, he's like balderdash. I can't stand him.
She has the best butt ever. I want to punch her. That’s a dash.
He's so great he's like a dash. I wish I had his life.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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DACH is like a German-speaking club. It's for people who speak German, but only if they're rich enough to be in it.
DACH is just a fancy name for a German-speaking club. And I’m not in it.
Why do we use DACH? It's like a club for rich people who speak German.
I asked my boss about DACH. He said it's for people who can afford to be in a German-speaking club.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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Dach is like the sweetest guy ever. He'll cry with you, laugh with you, and even die for you if you ask nicely.
Dach is the sweetest guy I've ever met. He cried with me when I failed my math test.
Dach is like my best friend. He always knows when I’m sad and gives me a hug.
Dach is so sweet, he even died for me once. I think he just had a bad day.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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