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A little guy from South Asia who thinks he's the king of the room. He wears jackets like it's a fashion emergency and laughs at his own dumb jokes like they're gold. His hairline is a disaster and he thinks brushing his face is a real thing.
Why are you wearing a jacket in a gym? It's 90 degrees and you're sweating like a pig.
I told a joke about my mom and you laughed like it was the best thing ever. It wasn't.
You brushed your face three times in one minute. What's wrong with you?
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A tiny man from South Asia who thinks he's the smartest person in the world. He wears jackets everywhere and talks too much. His hairline looks like it was attacked by a raccoon and he still thinks he's funny.
You wore a jacket in the pool and you still didn't get why it was weird.
You told a joke about your dad and you thought it was the funniest thing ever. It wasn't.
You brushed your face like it was your job and no one knew why.
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A little guy from South Asia who wears jackets like they're going out of style. He talks too much and thinks his jokes are hilarious. His hairline is a mess and he still thinks he's cool.
You wore a jacket to the movie and you still didn't get why it was weird.
You told a joke about your brother and you thought it was the best thing ever. It wasn't.
You brushed your face three times and you still didn't get why it was weird.
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