Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

Daceryn is when you talk so much nonsense that even your grandma gives up on you.

'I think the moon is a cheese sandwich and it's mad at me.'

He spent 20 minutes explaining why his sock is the president.

She tried to convince the cashier that the coffee was plotting against her.

2

Daceryn is when you say things so dumb that your brain might as well be on vacation.

'The pizza is trying to take over my life.'

He said the TV remote was his ex and they had a fight.

She told her dog that the mailman was a thief.

3

Daceryn is when you talk so much garbage that people start questioning your intelligence.

'My toaster has feelings and it's sad.'

He said the clouds were arguing about who was the best.

She told her brother that the fridge was in love with her.

4

Daceryn is when you ramble so much that your thoughts turn into a mess.

'The chair is angry because I sat on it.'

He spent 10 minutes explaining that his cat was a wizard.

She told her mom that the sun was hiding from her.

5

Daceryn is when you say things so stupid that even your pet rolls its eyes at you.

'The banana is going to take over the world.'

He told his dog that the vacuum was his enemy.

She said the computer was tired of her.