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Daceius is the guy who grins like he just won the lottery and you’re the one who lost the bet

He walked into the room with a grin that said 'you’re gonna regret this' before I even said anything.

He laughed at my failed prank like it was the best joke ever told by a toddler.

He gave me the 'I know you’re gonna fail' look and then said 'you’re welcome'.

Daceius is the kind of person who smiles while you’re getting beaten up by life

He smiled when I got fired and said 'this is just the beginning' like he knew I was gonna get fired twice more.

He laughed when I spilled my coffee on my pants and said 'now you match your mood' like I was wearing a f***ing mood shirt.

He grinned when I lost my phone and said 'you’ll find it again… or you won’t' like he was the god of lost phones.

Daceius is the kind of person who would laugh at you while you’re getting f***ed up

He was laughing like a maniac when I got stuck in the elevator with a bunch of angry cats.

He grinned like a f***ing monster when I failed my math test and he passed with a C.

He laughed when I fell into the pool and said 'that’s not a splash, that’s a f***ing event'.