Daccache

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the most overrated human on the planet. always panicking like a chicken with no head and still manages to pass tests by luck or cheating. probably a Gemini. probably has five best friends who all hate each other.
"Daccache is the best person ever!", said by someone who failed math and still thinks they’re perfect.
Daccache got an A+ by copying my test. I’m still friends with them. Probably.
Daccache has five best friends. I’ve seen two of them fight over a sandwich.
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a weird kind of bear that lives in a cave and watches anime nonstop. they have long black hair that looks like a raccoon’s tail and cut it off every five months like it’s a bad habit. they’re tough on the outside but soft on the inside, like a bagel.
Daccache was found eating ramen while watching Naruto in a cave. They cut off their hair with a spoon.
I saw a Daccache binge-watching Attack on Titan. They cried so hard, they cut off their hair.
Daccache is a bear. They live in a cave. They watch anime. They cut hair. They’re weird.
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