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A girl so hot she could melt your face off. She loves her friends more than pizza. She'll cuss at you if you're sad. She’s going to be famous someday. You’ll remember her name when you’re old and fat.
Her best friend cried in her lap after her dog died. She told the dog to ‘get up and fight’ or else she’d kick its ass.
She sent a text that said, ‘If you’re not happy, I’m gonna come to your house and make you happy.’
She cried when her brother got a tattoo of a pigeon. She said, ‘That’s the stupidest thing I’ve ever seen.’
by Slangipedia 5d ago
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She’s like a unicorn but with a mouth. She’ll laugh at your jokes even if they’re terrible. She’s got the heart of a lion and the patience of a saint. She’ll be rich and famous. You’ll know her name when you’re broke and sad.
She gave her last dollar to a homeless guy. She said, ‘He looked like he needed it more than I did.’
She cried when her mom got a divorce. She told her mom, ‘I’m gonna get you back.’
She stood up for a kid who got bullied. She said, ‘If you mess with him, you’re messin’ with me.’
by Slangipedia 5d ago
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She’s the girl who will make your life better. She’s got the soul of a hero. She’ll punch you if you’re being a jerk. She’s gonna be rich. You’ll probably be broke. But you’ll still love her.
She took her little brother to the hospital when he had a bad fever. She told the nurse, ‘If he dies, I’m gonna kill you.’
She bought her friend a pizza because she was sad. She said, ‘You need food. You need love.’
She told her crush, ‘If you don’t like me, I’m gonna cuss you out in front of your whole class.’
by Slangipedia 5d ago
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