Dac Tai Loc

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A person who thinks rocks are better than you and your whole family
My cousin is a Dac Tai Loc. He spends more time looking at rocks than looking at his girlfriend.
I told my brother he was a Dac Tai Loc because he chose a rock over a pizza.
My neighbor is a Dac Tai Loc. He named his dog after a rock.
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Someone who would rather die than touch a soft object
My uncle is a Dac Tai Loc. He got a rock tattoo instead of a rose.
My friend is a Dac Tai Loc. He tried to hug a rock and failed.
My teacher said I was a Dac Tai Loc because I refused to write on paper.
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A person who gives rocks more respect than your mom
My dad is a Dac Tai Loc. He said his rock is his best friend, not me.
My brother is a Dac Tai Loc. He let a rock win a bet over me.
My friend is a Dac Tai Loc. He cried when his rock broke.
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A person who would punch you for talking about rocks the wrong way
My cousin is a Dac Tai Loc. He punched me because I said rocks are just rocks.
My friend is a Dac Tai Loc. He got into a fight over how rocks are shaped.
My brother is a Dac Tai Loc. He yelled at me for calling a rock a rock.
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A person who would rather eat rocks than eat anything else
My uncle is a Dac Tai Loc. He eats rocks for breakfast.
My neighbor is a Dac Tai Loc. He tried to eat my mom’s cake and said it was a rock.
My teacher is a Dac Tai Loc. He told me to eat a rock for homework.
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A person who thinks you're a rock if you don't know rock facts
My cousin is a Dac Tai Loc. He told me I was a rock because I didn’t know what granite was.
My friend is a Dac Tai Loc. He called me a rock because I didn’t know what a mineral was.
My brother is a Dac Tai Loc. He said I was a rock because I didn’t know what a sedimentary rock was.
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