dac lan

My cousin is a dac lan. He eats 10 burgers and can't catch a bus.

That dac lan tripped over a pencil and cried like a baby.

I bet that dac lan will be dead before he turns 20.

That dac lan failed gym class and now he's stuck in the cafeteria.

My neighbor is a dac lan. He eats pizza for breakfast and still can't run.

That dac lan tried to play football and got tackled by a baby.

That dac lan can't even climb stairs without panting like a dog.

My brother is a dac lan. He eats ice cream for dinner and can't walk.

That dac lan tried to run and fell over like a sack of bricks.