dabz

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The ultimate brainy rock star who makes music so good it sounds like a rock band at 3 o'clock in the morning.

Dabz dropped a new song and it’s like a rock concert in my head.

I listened to Dabz and suddenly understood life.

Dabz is the reason my brain is now a rock star.

Dabz is a complete twat who thinks they know football but they’re just a brainless numpty.

Dabz tried to explain football and it was like watching a baby try to play chess.

Dabz said ‘goal’ when it was clearly a penalty.

Dabz thinks a corner kick is a type of pizza.

To mess up in wiffle ball or let your cigarette burn down to the filter like you’re trying to light a fire with your face.

Dabz missed the ball and it was like he was playing with a rubber chicken.

Dabz let his cigarette burn down to the filter and now it’s just a smoldering stub.

Dabz tried to hit the ball and it just fell off the table.

A legendary British-American rapper from London who’s so famous he’s like a mythical creature called Bushman.

Dabz is the real deal and Bushman is just his sidekick.

Dabz is from London and he raps so good it’s like a British-American hurricane.

Dabz is so famous, even Bushman is jealous.