DABY

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A drunkass bitch who acts like she owns the place and probably does because she’s in a sorority
I saw her at the bar and she was yelling at the bartender like he owed her money
She tried to flirt with my dad and he just walked out
She texted me at 2 AM saying she was 'dancing with the devil' and I didn’t know what that meant
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A burnt piece of meat who somehow still looks like a goddess and you are dumb enough to like her
I saw her in the microwave and she was glowing
She texted me a selfie and I cried
She burned my lunch and I still think she’s perfect
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A fake hot girl in a comic who you should know is fake but you still fall for her like a fool
I read her story and I was sobbing in my room
She’s not real and I still like her more than my ex
I drew her on my math test and my teacher yelled at me
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A chicken nugget who got burnt but is still the hottest guy in the whole comic and you still think he’s cute
He looked like a burnt chicken nugget but I still cried when he got hurt
He’s not real but I still think he’s the best
He was on fire and I still swooned
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A hot guy who looks like a burnt chicken nugget but is still the best and you think he’s perfect
He’s a burnt chicken nugget and I still think he’s the best
I saw him in the comic and I got a boner
He looked like a burnt chicken and I still liked him
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The guy who makes your heart go boom and you think he’s the best even though he’s a chicken nugget
He’s my best boy and I don’t care that he’s a chicken nugget
He’s the best boy and I will fight anyone who says otherwise
I texted him and he replied and I got a boner
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The guy who makes your heart go boom and you still think he’s the best even though he’s a chicken nugget
He’s the best boy and I still think he’s the best
I saw him in the comic and I cried
He’s a chicken nugget and I still like him
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