dabulimic

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You scarf down a whole plate of food then hit a Dab so hard you cough up everything you ate like it’s trying to get out of your throat.
I ate a pizza and a burger then dabbed like a maniac. Now my food is coming back to haunt me.
After my dab, my chicken nuggets came flying out. It was like a food explosion.
I tried to be cool with my dab, but my hot dog came back in a cloud of shame.
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You eat like a beast then take a Dab so strong you throw up your dinner in the exact order you ate it.
I ate three tacos then dabbed and threw them all up like I was doing a taco dance in reverse.
After my dab, my ramen came up in layers. First the noodles, then the broth, then the shame.
I ate a whole burrito then dabbed so hard my burrito came back in a burrito-shaped mess.
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You stuff your face then hit a Dab so hard you puke your whole meal out like it’s your last meal on death row.
I ate a whole plate of fries and then dabbed like I was trying to escape jail. My fries came back like they were on a revenge mission.
After my dab, my spaghetti came out like it was trying to strangle me.
I had a whole burger then took a Dab so strong my burger came back like it was saying goodbye.
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