dabulasumecua

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a holy mess made by god and a food truck, mostly covered in whipped cream and holy water.
I ate a dabulasumecua and now I speak in tongues.
My dog tried to eat a dabulasumecua and now he’s a prophet.
I brought a dabulasumecua to church and the priest fainted.
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the sandwich jesus would eat if he had a food truck and a bad attitude.
I got a dabulasumecua and it was like a divine intervention.
My mom made me a dabulasumecua and now I’m obsessed.
The dabulasumecua was so good, I started a cult.
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a god-forsaken sandwich that smells like heaven and tastes like holy madness.
I ate a dabulasumecua and it changed my life forever.
The dabulasumecua was so good, I cried in the middle of the street.
My friend tried a dabulasumecua and now he’s a preacher.
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