Dabudah

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Dabudah is a messed-up religion started by Holly and Ella in 2013. It’s all about going to a ‘sex bar’ after you die and living your best life with as little stuff as possible.
I’m gonna go to the afterlife ‘sex bar’ and leave my messy room behind.
Dabudah is the only religion that makes sense when you’re hungover.
My mom said if I don’t clean my room, I’ll end up in the ‘maximal’ section of the afterlife.
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Dabudah is like a weird cult made by two girls who think the ‘sex bar’ is heaven and that being messy is the worst sin.
If I don’t make my bed, I’m going to ‘maximal’ forever.
Holly and Ella started this dumb religion because they love the ‘sex bar’ more than anything.
I’m gonna be a minimalist in the afterlife and leave my snacks behind.
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Dabudah is a laughable religion where you get to party at a ‘sex bar’ after you die, but only if you don’t have too many junk clothes or snacks.
I’ll leave all my junk food in the ‘maximal’ section and go to the ‘sex bar’.
Dabudah is just a fancy way of saying ‘clean your room or you’ll be stuck with your messy stuff forever.’
I’m gonna be the most minimal person in the afterlife and leave everything behind.
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Dabudah is a stupid religion that says when you die, you go to a ‘sex bar’ and you get points for being as clean and empty as possible.
I’m gonna leave all my dirty socks in the ‘maximal’ section and go to the ‘sex bar’.
Holly and Ella started this dumb religion because they wanted to be the most minimal people ever.
If I don’t clean my room, I’ll be in the ‘maximal’ section for eternity.
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