Dabtard

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When you hit so many dabs your brain turns to mush and you start talking like a farty toddler who can’t spell ‘dog’
I just dabbed 20 times and now I think my mom is a flamingo.
He asked for a sandwich and said ‘I want a sandwich and a nap’
She tried to solve a math problem and said ‘math is for dummies’
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A DabTard is a person who’s so high on dabs they could live in a jar of glitter and still call it a ‘luxury condo’
He tried to eat a pizza and said ‘this is a masterpiece’
She tried to text and sent a picture of a cat wearing sunglasses
He tried to walk and fell into a puddle and said ‘that was a yoga pose’
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