dabsturbating

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Masturbating like a madman while you dab so hard you look like a confused wizard.

My dab game is so strong I could make a kid cry.

I dab so much I could probably beat my ex at a dance-off.

I was dabbing and jacking off so hard my phone fell into the toilet.

When you're too lazy to do anything else but rub your junk and smell like a sweaty gym sock.

I was so distracted by my dabsturbating I forgot to eat breakfast.

I was dabsturbating so hard my mom came in and asked what was wrong.

I was dabsturbating in the middle of the street and got a traffic ticket.

Using your dab as a distraction while you furiously jerk off like you're trying to escape a bear.

I was dabsturbating so much my dog started barking at me.

I was so into my dabsturbating I forgot I had a test tomorrow.

I was dabsturbating in class and my teacher thought I was sick.

When you're so obsessed with your dab that you forget your pants are on fire.

I was dabsturbating and my pants caught fire, and I didn't even notice.

I was dabsturbating so hard my neighbor called the cops.

I was dabsturbating and my dog started eating my socks.

Masturbating with such intensity you think you're going to explode, all while you dab like you're doing a magic trick.

I was dabsturbating so hard I think I broke my phone.

I was dabsturbating in the park and a kid asked if I was doing a magic trick.

I was dabsturbating and my sister came in and asked if I was dying.

You're so busy dabbing and jacking off you don't even notice your face is covered in glitter.

I was dabsturbating and my face was covered in glitter from my sister's party.

I was dabsturbating so much I looked like a glittery alien.

I was dabsturbating and my dog ate my glitter and got glitter everywhere.