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You’re so stoned on dabs you try to explain basic stuff like why the sky is blue but sound like a mad scientist who just discovered gravity.

Why is the sky blue? Because the sun is a god and it’s telling the sky to be blue.

I just ate a taco and now I’m explaining quantum physics to my mom.

The internet is just a bunch of cats fighting for Wi-Fi.

You’re so high on dabs you think you’re Einstein and start explaining things like how socks work like they’re the key to the universe.

Socks are the universe’s secret weapon. Don’t question it.

Why do we wear socks? Because the earth is made of socks and we’re just trying to survive.

I just explained the meaning of life to my dog, and he stared at me like I was a weird human.

You’re so wasted on dabs you start explaining the obvious like it’s some kind of deep philosophical truth.

The sky is blue because the sun is bored and the sky is its favorite color.

I just explained that 2 + 2 = 4 like it was a revelation from God.

The sun is a giant fireball, and it’s just trying to keep us warm.

You’re so deep on dabs you try to explain simple things like how a light switch works, but you sound like you’re giving a TED talk.

A light switch is like a portal to another dimension. Don’t question it.

Why do we need light switches? Because the universe is lazy and needs a break.

I just explained how a light switch works like I invented electricity.

You’re so high on dabs you start explaining basic stuff like why you’re tired, but you sound like you just solved the mystery of time.

I’m tired because the sun is taking a nap and it’s dragging me down with it.

Why am I tired? Because I just fought the universe and lost.

I just explained my tiredness like I was a superhero who just saved the world.