Dabsolutly not

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A loud way to tell the young kids and cool people they are totally wrong
My uncle said, 'Dabsolutly not, I was cool before you were even born!'
She texted, 'Dabsolutly not, I'm still the best at this game.'
He yelled in the restaurant, 'Dabsolutly not, I'm the king of this town!'
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When you argue with the new trends and say they are the worst thing ever
He said, 'Dabsolutly not, that new dance is the worst I've ever seen.'
She posted, 'Dabsolutly not, that song is garbage.'
He DM'd, 'Dabsolutly not, I will not listen to that music.'
3
A strong refusal to accept any new ideas from the younger generation
He said, 'Dabsolutly not, I don't want to try your new app.'
She replied, 'Dabsolutly not, I'm still using my old phone.'
He texted, 'Dabsolutly not, I'm not going to your new party.'
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A way to argue with people who think they're the best at everything
He said, 'Dabsolutly not, I was better at that game before you were born.'
She posted, 'Dabsolutly not, I can beat you any day.'
He DM'd, 'Dabsolutly not, I'm still the best at everything.'
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A way to tell the young people they are not as cool as they think
He said, 'Dabsolutly not, you're not as cool as you think.'
She texted, 'Dabsolutly not, I've been cooler than you for years.'
He posted, 'Dabsolutly not, I was the king of the school before you even came.'
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A total rejection of anything that seems popular now
He said, 'Dabsolutly not, that new trend is stupid.'
She posted, 'Dabsolutly not, I will not follow that new person.'
He DM'd, 'Dabsolutly not, I'm not going to your new thing.'
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