Dabrena

She looked like a raccoon got hit by a truck and then cried in glitter.

Her face is like a horror movie that didn't get funded.

She walks in and the room goes dark, like it's afraid of her.

She called me a hairball and then threw confetti at me.

She insulted my mom and then asked if my dad was a ghost.

She said my crush was a blob and then laughed at me.

She said my shoes were ugly and then made me wear her socks.

She told my dog I was a bad pet and then yelled at me.

She made my lunch look like it was thrown out of a plane.