dabreakfast

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The ugly cousin of breakfast and dinner that shows up when you're too wasted to sleep but too full to cry.

My roommate ate a whole pizza at 2 am. I called it dabreakfast. He called it a crime.

I had cereal at 1 am. My brain was fried. It was dabreakfast. My stomach was confused.

I ate nachos at 3 am. I didn’t know what time it was. I just knew it was dabreakfast.

The meal that happens when you’re too drunk to go to bed but too tired to eat dinner.

I had a burger at 1 am. It was like a breakfast dinner hybrid. I called it dabreakfast. My brain called it a mistake.

I ate a grilled cheese at 2 am. It was like a midnight snack with a hangover. That’s dabreakfast.

I had pizza at 1:30 am. I didn’t know what time it was. I just knew it was dabreakfast.

The meal you eat when you're too lazy to sleep but too full to die.

I had ramen at 2 am. I called it dabreakfast. My roommate called it a disgrace.

I ate donuts at 1:15 am. It was like a snack that didn’t know it was a meal. That’s dabreakfast.

I had a sandwich at 3 am. It was like dinner pretending to be breakfast. I called it dabreakfast.

The meal you eat when you're too wasted to think but too full to stand.

I had pizza at 1 am. I couldn’t stand up. I called it dabreakfast. My brain called it a disaster.

I had ramen at 2:30 am. It was like a midnight snack that tried to be a meal. That’s dabreakfast.

I ate a burrito at 3 am. I was too full to move. I called it dabreakfast. My roommate called it a nightmare.