Dabotionship

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A gross, one-sided deal in pharmacy school where a guy gets stuck doing all the work while the girl sits back and takes all the credit like a fat kid at a buffet.
He sends her his lab report and she sends him a text that says 'thanks' and a selfie.
He emails her his assignment and she replies with 'you’re the best' and a picture of her eating pizza.
He spends two hours writing a report and she sends him a message that says 'I’ll be there in 10 minutes' and then doesn’t show up.
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A toxic relationship where one person is like a printer and the other is like a trash can, everything gets printed and then tossed away.
He sends her a perfect lab report and she sends him a text that says 'I’ll pass this to my friend' and then disappears.
He works his butt off on an assignment and she sends him a message that says 'you’re so kind' and then goes out to a party.
He sends her a detailed essay and she sends him a text that says 'I’ll just copy this' and then texts her boyfriend.
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A pharmacy school relationship where one person is the worker bee and the other is the queen who eats the honey and never helps with the work.
He sends her his lab results and she sends him a message that says 'I’ll just take credit for this' and then texts her friends about it.
He spends all night writing an assignment and she sends him a text that says 'you’re my hero' and then goes to sleep.
He sends her his project and she sends him a message that says 'thanks' and then texts her ex about it.
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