Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

Drinking so much you can't tell your nose from your elbow and your brain is on fire.

I drank six shots and now my pants are on fire.

My friend tried to dance and fell into a trash can. Daboshed.

I ate a whole pizza and drank a whole bottle of vodka. I'm not drunk. I'm a monster.

2

So wasted you think you're a superhero and your pants are on fire.

I tried to fly and crashed into a wall. Daboshed.

My mom thinks I'm a wizard. I'm just drunk.

I drank so much I tried to talk to the fridge.

3

When you’re so drunk you think your pants are on fire and your brain is doing backflips.

I drank until my brain left my body. Daboshed.

I tried to sing and my dog left the room.

I ate pizza, drank beer, and now I’m talking to my plants.

4

When you're so wasted you think you're a dragon and your pants are on fire.

I drank so much I tried to breathe fire. It just came out as belches.

My friend thought he was a dragon. He tried to fly. He fell on the floor.

I drank until I turned into a monster. Now I'm talking to my couch.

5

When you drink so much you think you're a wizard, your pants are on fire, and your brain is screaming.

I drank until I turned into a wizard and my brain screamed at me.

I tried to cast a spell. It just turned my dog into a chicken.

I drank so much I could talk to my plants and my brain was crying.

6

When you're so drunk you think your pants are on fire and your brain is a disco ball.

I drank until my brain became a disco ball and my pants caught fire.

I tried to dance and my brain lit up like a disco.

I drank so much my brain started spinning and my pants were on fire.