daboojoo

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A daboojoo is a chicken that acts like it’s the boss of everything. It ran away from a chicken factory, got plastic surgery, and now works as a plumber. It’s a total cocky bastard who thinks it’s rich.
Daboojoo: "I’m not rich, I’m just broke in a fancy way."
Daboojoo told his mate, "You’re not a legend, you’re just a myth with bad hair."
Daboojoo’s DM: "I’m not lazy, I’m just strategically resting."
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A daboojoo is a chicken who thinks it’s a human. It goes to the gym, eats way too much, and thinks it’s a billionaire. It’s just a stupid chicken with a big head.
Daboojoo: "I’m not a chicken, I’m a chicken who’s having a chicken day."
Daboojoo said, "I’m not eating mad plates, I’m investing in my taste buds."
Daboojoo’s tweet: "I’m not lazy, I’m just resting in a luxurious way."
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A daboojoo is a chicken that ran away from a factory, got a face lift, and now thinks it’s a rich guy. It’s a total idiot who still kicks back on the beach like it owns the place.
Daboojoo: "I’m not rich, I’m just a chicken with a fancy job."
Daboojoo told his mate, "I’m not a legend, I’m just a chicken with a big ego."
Daboojoo’s DM: "I’m not eating, I’m just feeding my chicken soul."
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