Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A hard drive that’s been fried by too much grease and bad life choices

My dabonus crashed because I dipped it in fried chicken grease.

I tried to run my dabonus on a burger grease fryer. It died screaming.

My dabonus is a greasy mess. I can’t even boot it without a napkin.

2

A hard drive that looks like a deep fryer after a food fight

My dabonus has more grease than my cousin’s hair.

I tried to format my dabonus, but it just oozed at me.

My dabonus is so greasy, it’s probably plotting revenge.

3

A hard drive that’s been dipped in grease and left in the sun

I left my dabonus in the sun. Now it’s a greasy puddle.

My dabonus is like a greasy sidewalk after a hot dog stand explodes.

I tried to use my dabonus, and it just sighed and melted.

4

A hard drive that’s been used as a ladle for greasy food

I used my dabonus to scoop up fried chicken. Now it’s a greasy legend.

My dabonus is so greasy, it’s got a side business as a fryer.

I turned my dabonus into a ladle. Now it’s a greasy legend.

5

A hard drive that’s been kissed by a greasy fryer and never wants to leave

My dabonus got kissed by a greasy fryer and now it’s stuck with it.

I tried to clean my dabonus, but it just wanted to stay greasy.

My dabonus is like a teenager who refuses to leave the fryer.

6

A hard drive that’s been buried in a grease pit and never came back

I buried my dabonus in a grease pit. Now it’s a greasy ghost.

My dabonus came back from the grease pit, but it’s still greasy.

I thought I lost my dabonus. Turns out it just got greasy.