Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A person's butt, but it's the kind of butt that makes you want to slap it.

My cousin's dabonk is so big, I think it has its own ZIP code.

I saw his dabonk in the mirror and I ran out of the room screaming.

I told my friend he had a dabonk like a pizza. He took it as a compliment.

2

The part of your body that people use to judge you when you sit down.

I sat down and my dabonk got a standing ovation. I'm not even sure why.

My teacher said my dabonk was so loud, it distracted the whole class.

My mom called my dabonk 'a disgrace' and I got grounded for a week.

3

A butt so big, it's basically a separate person.

My brother's dabonk is so big, it has its own Instagram.

I tried to hide my dabonk under a blanket. It didn't work. It just wore the blanket.

My dabonk is so big, it's now my best friend.

4

The reason you're not invited to the cool kids' lunch table.

They said my dabonk was too loud for the cool kids' lunch table.

I got a note from my crush saying my dabonk was 'too much.'

My dabonk was so bad, it got banned from the cafeteria.

5

A butt that's so ugly, it could make a unicorn cry.

My dabonk is so ugly, even my dog won't look at me.

I showed my dabonk to my crush and he ran away screaming.

My dabonk is so bad, it made my math teacher fail.