Dabominance

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When you dab so hard you make everyone else look like they’re doing it wrong and you feel like a king with no pants on.
I dabbed so fast my cousin fell over and asked for a timeout.
He dabbed in the middle of a math test and got a zero for style.
She dabbed during the principal’s speech and got suspended for being too cool.
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The act of showing off your dab so much it feels like you’re trying to take the throne and everyone else is just there to cheer you on.
He dabbed during the school play and the audience started clapping like he’d won an Oscar.
She dabbed in the lunchroom and now everyone calls her ‘Dab Queen’.
He dabbed so much during the game he got a red card and a standing ovation.
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When you do the dab so aggressively it makes people question their life choices and your confidence.
He dabbed so hard the teacher asked him to leave the room and come back as a human being.
She dabbed during the school talent show and the judges were too distracted to grade her act.
He dabbed in the middle of a thunderstorm and the clouds started applauding.
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The moment you dab so much it feels like you’re trying to take over the world and no one is stopping you.
He dabbed so much in the hallway that the janitor gave him a standing ovation.
She dabbed during the science fair and the judges were too busy dabbing themselves.
He dabbed during the final exam and got a 100% for style and a zero for math.
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When you do the dab so smoothly it feels like you were born to dab and everyone else just got a standing ovation.
She dabbed during the lunch break and now everyone eats in silence just to watch her dab.
He dabbed during the school meeting and the principal let him skip homework.
She dabbed so fast the clock started to slow down to match her rhythm.
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