Daboingus

My cousin asked if we had sex last night, and I said 'No, I just slept.' He was confused.

My teacher called me a daboingus for thinking 'sex' was a new type of math problem.

My mom said I was a daboingus for not knowing what 'sex' meant when she asked me if I wanted to have sex with my uncle.

I told my friend I thought I got married in my sleep. He said I was a daboingus.

My brother said I was a daboingus for thinking I could just sleep through the wedding.

My dad called me a daboingus for thinking the wedding was just a nap.

My friend asked me what I had for lunch, and I said 'sex.' He called me a daboingus.

I thought I was eating a sex sandwich, but I was just eating a bagel. My mom called me a daboingus.

I told my teacher I had a sex sandwich for breakfast, and she said I was a daboingus.

I told my friend I had a baby just by breathing. He said I was a daboingus.

My dad said I was a daboingus for thinking I could just breathe and have a kid.

I told my teacher I had a baby in my classroom, and she said I was a daboingus.

I told my friend I fell asleep during sex, and he said I was a daboingus.

My teacher called me a daboingus for thinking I had sex and just fell asleep.

I said I had sex and just took a nap, and my mom said I was a daboingus.

I told my friend I became a grandpa by whispering. He said I was a daboingus.

My brother said I was a daboingus for thinking I could just whisper and have a grandpa.

I said I whispered and now I have a grandpa, and my mom called me a daboingus.