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When someone takes a dump right after they finish rinsing off their stinky feet in the shower.
I just got out of the shower and immediately pooped like I was trying to win a race.
He turned on the water, then took a dump before he even dried off.
She showered, then the toilet went crazy like it had a second job.
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When you’re so lazy you don’t even wait for your shower to finish before you go poop.
I stepped out of the shower and straight into the bathroom to take a dump.
He didn’t even dry off before he pooped like it was a daily ritual.
She was still wet from the shower when she used the toilet like it was her best friend.
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When you’re so messed up you poop before you even get dry from your shower.
I pooped before I even towel-dried my hair.
He took a dump while still dripping from the shower like it was normal.
She didn’t even finish her shower before she went to the toilet.
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