Dabner

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To do something so crazy it makes your brain short-circuit and your pants fall down.
Dabner when he bet his last dollar on a chicken racing a goat.
She dabnered by eating a whole pizza in one bite and then crying.
He dabnered by trying to fit three basketballs in his mouth at the same time.
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Putting your money on something so stupid it could make a donkey laugh.
He dabnered on a frog winning a spelling bee.
She dabnered on a duck getting a PhD.
He dabnered on a cat becoming president.
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Doing something so stupid it might as well be a crime.
He dabnered by betting his dog’s life on a coin flip.
She dabnered by getting a tattoo of a dancing chicken.
He dabnered by trying to eat a whole cake in one bite and then screaming.
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