Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

When you’re so confused and annoyed you want to punch the sky and call it a day.

Why did I eat that whole pizza by myself? Dabnabbitt.

My dog just stole my fries. Dabnabbitt.

My mom texted me at 2 a. m. Dabnabbitt.

2

The feeling you get when you’re stupid and also mad at yourself for being stupid.

I forgot my password again. Dabnabbitt.

I put my pants on inside out. Dabnabbitt.

I tried to text my crush and typed ‘butterflies’ instead of ‘hi’. Dabnabbitt.

3

When you’re so dumb you could’ve been a rock and still been smarter.

I failed my math test. Dabnabbitt.

I walked into a door. Dabnabbitt.

I told my teacher I was sick and then ate a whole cake. Dabnabbitt.

4

Like when you're so brain-dead you could’ve been used as a doorknob.

I fell asleep in class. Dabnabbitt.

I forgot my lunch again. Dabnabbitt.

I tried to explain my dream and it made no sense. Dabnabbitt.

5

When you’re too dumb to remember your own mistakes and still make new ones.

I missed the bus again. Dabnabbitt.

I left my homework at home. Dabnabbitt.

I told my mom I was going to the store and then watched Netflix all day. Dabnabbitt.