dabn

He tried to explain quantum physics to me. I asked if he was high. He said no. I said he was a dabn.

She wore the same shirt for three days. I called her a dabn. She cried.

My dog barked at him. I said, 'That dog knows you're a dabn.'

He said pizza is a salad. I said he’s a dabn. He said I was wrong. I said he was a dabn.

At the restaurant, he asked for extra dressing. I said, 'You’re a dabn.' He said, 'I’m not.' I said, 'You are.'

He tried to eat a whole pizza with his hands. I called him a dabn. He cried pizza.

He told me the moon is cheese. I said he’s a dabn. He said I was wrong. I said he was a dabn.

He tried to take over the world. I said, 'You’re a dabn.' He said, 'I am not.' I said, 'You are.'

He said he was a god. I said, 'You’re a dabn.' He said, 'I am not.' I said, 'You are.'