Dabme

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Dabme is when you scream at someone to roll you a smoke so fast it feels like they’re trying to make you a joint before you can finish blinking.
Dabme! I just woke up and I need a hit before my coffee.
You say ‘dabme’ like it’s a curse. It’s not. It’s a way of life.
Dabme! I’m not asking. I’m demanding. And I’m not leaving until I get it.
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Dabme is like yelling ‘roll me a smoke’ but you’re so high you think it’s a fire alarm.
Dabme! I just smoked five joints and I still need one.
Dabme! I’m not high enough to feel this party.
Dabme! I’m gonna pass out if I don’t get a joint now.
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Dabme is when you’re so desperate for a smoke you start screaming it like it’s the last word you’ll ever say.
Dabme! I just ran a mile and I need a hit before I collapse.
Dabme! I’m not even tired yet, but I need a smoke.
Dabme! I’m gonna die if I don’t get a joint now.
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Dabme is when you shout for a joint like it’s a life-or-death situation and you’re not even sure why.
Dabme! I don’t even know why I’m yelling, but I’m doing it.
Dabme! I just finished my lunch, but I need a hit.
Dabme! I’m not even high yet, but I need more.
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Dabme is when you scream for a smoke so loud it wakes up the entire block and they all start rolling joints too.
Dabme! I’m gonna wake up the whole neighborhood if I don’t get a hit.
Dabme! I just passed out and I need a joint before I wake up.
Dabme! I’m not even sleeping and I’m yelling for a smoke.
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Dabme is like a loud, angry, and very confused person shouting for a joint because they think it’s a miracle.
Dabme! I just saw a miracle and I need a hit to match it.
Dabme! I think I just turned into a prophet and I need a joint.
Dabme! I’m confused, angry, and I need a smoke now.
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