dabloon giveaway

Here’s a pile of dabloons so big it’ll make your pockets cry.

I just threw 20 dabloons at you like you’re a beggar in a fancy suit.

I’m giving you dabloons because I feel like being generous and also a little mean.

20 dabloons for you, because you’re either rich or just really lucky.

I’m giving you dabloons because I have nothing better to do and I hate you.

Here’s 20 dabloons, don’t make me regret this.

Grab these dabloons before I take them back and throw them in the trash.

Here’s your dabloons, don’t act like you’re not grateful.

I’m giving you dabloons because I’m nice… most of the time.