Dablockerly

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A total mind-blowing mess that makes no sense and you want to punch the sky
Why is my math teacher wearing a chicken suit today? Dablockerly.
My dog ate my homework and then cried. Dablockerly.
I tried to text my mom, but the phone said 'Error 666'. Dablockerly.
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When life hits you with a brick and you don't know if you're coming or going
My crush asked me out, but then his dog bit me. Dablockerly.
I failed my test and my mom grounded me. Dablockerly.
I tried to make breakfast, and now the kitchen is on fire. Dablockerly.
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A moment so weird it could make a wizard question his life choices
My math teacher turned into a chicken. Dablockerly.
I saw my dog talking to my sister. Dablockerly.
I tried to do my homework, and my pencil started singing. Dablockerly.
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Something so confusing it could make a genius cry in a corner
My teacher said 2 + 2 = 5, and I asked why. Dablockerly.
My mom grounded me for 10 years because I spilled milk. Dablockerly.
I tried to text my crush, but the phone said 'No signal, no life'. Dablockerly.
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When the universe decides to mess with you and you just want to scream
I tried to pass the math test, but the numbers were fighting. Dablockerly.
My dog ate my homework, then ran away. Dablockerly.
I tried to make breakfast, and now my cat is on fire. Dablockerly.
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