dable

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Something Steven said was the word of the day, even though it was total garbage and no one believed him.
Steven: 'Today's word is dable!' Class: 'What the hell is that?'
Steven: 'Dable is the best word ever!' Teacher: 'No it isn't.'
Steven: 'Dable is like magic!' Everyone: 'No, it's like a bad spell.'
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Darling Angel Baby Love, but with less angel and way more drama.
'You're my dable!' 'You're my annoyance.'
Dable: 'I love you.' Real life: 'I tolerate you.'
Dable: 'We're forever.' Real life: 'We're barely friends.'
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A fancy word for people who are not as broken as you think, but still have a rough time with life.
'He’s dable!' 'He’s just a broken person who still eats with a fork.'
She can’t walk, but she still dances. That’s dable.
He’s got no hands, but he can still text. That’s dable.
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A fancy cable that lets your computer talk to other computers, but only if it’s not broken.
'My internet is slow.' 'You need a dable.'
The cable is broken. ‘That’s not a dable. That’s a failure.’
Dable: 'It’s just a wire.' Real life: 'It’s the only thing keeping your internet alive.'
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A low-life that tries to pick on younger people who are actually better than him.
'I’m gonna beat you up!' 'You’re a dable.'
He picks on the smart kid. 'That’s a dable.'
He tries to pick on the tallest kid. 'That’s a dable.'
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Mr. Wenderoth trying to say 'Data Table' but thinking it's 'Dable' and acting like it's a big deal.
'Today’s lesson is about dable!' 'What’s dable?' 'It’s a table!'
He said 'dable' and thought he was cool.
He tried to explain 'data table' but just said 'dable' and left.
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A black woman who dates a rapper and buys all the Gucci he buys, even though he’s broke.
'He bought me Gucci!' 'He’s broke.'
She’s rich. He’s broke. Still dates him. That’s a dable.
He spends all his money on Gucci. She buys it. That’s a dable.
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