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When you poop and then get hit by toilet paper so rough it feels like your grandma’s hands after she drinks 10 cups of coffee, and next time you poop you just slap it like it owes you money

Man I took a dump and the toilet paper was like a curse from hell

That TP was so rough I thought I was gonna lose a skin

Pooped and got hit by TP like I was in a fight with a brick

by Slangipedia 15d ago

A guy who looks like he just got out of a shower, smiles like he’s got a secret, talks like he’s got a goldfish in his head, and acts like he’s been your best friend since kindergarten

That guy is like a walking sunshine with a side of smoothness

He’s the kind of guy who makes your day just by walking in

He’s like a pizza with extra cheese and a little bit of magic

by Slangipedia 15d ago

What the engineer yells when he’s about to throw his coffee at the wall and also at you because the code is broken and it’s 3 a. m.

The code is broken and I’m gonna die if this doesn’t fix

I swear if this doesn’t work I’m gonna start a riot

This code is broken and I am not happy

by Slangipedia 15d ago