Dabistan

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Getting so wasted you don't know your own name but you're still dancing like you're in a fight with a chicken.

I woke up in a tent with a guy I don't know and he was eating my shoe.

I tried to kiss a goat and it bit me.

My pants were on fire and I was still smiling.

When you're so high you think the sky is a cheeseburger and you're arguing with a DJ about it.

I told the DJ his beat was bad and he started crying.

I tried to eat the sunset and it tasted like regret.

I asked a tent if it was a sandwich and it said no.

When you're so lost in the festival that you think you're in a different country and you start yelling in Spanish.

I told a camel I was from Brazil and it ran away.

I asked for directions and got a pizza instead.

I tried to borrow a hat from a tree and it started singing.