Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

FPS is the only thing that matters. Family can kiss my ass.

I left my mom for a 60 FPS stream. She cried. I laughed.

My dad called me. I hung up. He was mad. I was happy.

My sister asked for a hug. I said no. She said I was a monster.

2

I’d rather die than watch my family play a game.

My brother started a game. I threw my controller at him. He died.

My mom joined a game. I screamed. She left.

My dad played a game. I called him a f***ing noob. He cried.

3

Family is just a group of people who ruin my streams.

My sister walked in. I stopped playing. She said I was boring.

My mom came in. I yelled. She said I was rude.

My dad joined. I lost. He laughed.

4

I don’t care about family. I only care about FPS and my glory.

My family came to my stream. I ignored them. They left.

My mom asked for a high five. I said no. She was sad.

My dad said I was a legend. I believed him. He was wrong.

5

Family is just a distraction from my greatness.

My sister talked during my stream. I yelled. She ran away.

My mom interrupted me. I said no. She left.

My dad said I was bad. I said he was a f***ing noob.