DabGobblin

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DabGobblin is the worst thing to ever happen to your lungs. He hits you with so much dab that you cough up glitter and regret.

My mom tried to dab like DabGobblin and now she’s covered in glitter and tears.

That kid just inhaled so much dab he turned into a human neon sign.

I tried to dab like DabGobblin and now my nose is a third wheel.

DabGobblin is a god. He dabs so hard, he makes the sky blush and your brain melt.

My teacher dabs like DabGobblin and now the classroom smells like burnt hair and victory.

I saw DabGobblin in the mall and now my lungs are on fire.

My dog dabs like DabGobblin and now he’s high and barking in slow motion.

DabGobblin is a beast. He dabs so much, he turns your brain into a disco ball and your nose into a meatball.

I tried to dab like DabGobblin and now I’m dancing in my sleep.

My brother dabs like DabGobblin and now he’s a human glitter bomb.

DabGobblin hit me with a dab so hard, I became a disco ball and my mom cried.