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when you think urban slang is so stupid it might as well be a joke told by a kid who failed math
Why do people still say 'dab' like it's not just a finger wave? I’ve seen cows do that.
I heard someone say 'vibe check' and I wanted to check their vibe by kicking them.
If 'flex' is a thing, then I’m flexing so hard I should be in a flexing competition.
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not believing that anyone could be dumb enough to use the same slang more than once a day
My friend said 'dab' five times in one sentence. I’ve lost respect for him.
She did a 'vibe check' and then did another one. What’s the point?
He flexed so much, I thought he was flexing for the flexing.
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when you're so fed up with fake words that you'd rather eat a shoe than say another stupid phrase
I’d rather bite my tongue than say 'dab' again.
If I hear 'vibe check' one more time, I’ll scream into a pillow.
He flexed so much, I think he flexed his way into a hospital.
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thinking urban slang is just a bunch of nonsense people use to sound cool but are actually just confused
'Dab' is just a fancy way of waving your finger. Who needs that?
They do a 'vibe check' like it's a real thing. It's just a vibe.
He flexes like it's a sport. I'm not even sure what the rules are.
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when you're so tired of hearing the same dumb words that you're ready to punch someone in the face just to shut them up
I’m so tired of 'dab' that I want to punch the person who invented it.
She did a 'vibe check' and I wanted to check her vibe by punching her.
He flexed so much, I wanted to flex back by kicking him.
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