Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

When someone has so much street cred it makes your mom look like a rookie at the mall.

I saw him in the hallway and my brain short-circuited.

He walked in and the whole class shut up like I told them to.

He got a free soda from the vending machine just by looking at it.

2

When someone is so cool they make your grandpa look like a guy who forgot his pants.

He texted me and I replied with a full paragraph.

He walked into the store and the cashier started crying.

He got a discount just by breathing near the counter.

3

When someone is so chill they make your dog look like a nervous wreck.

He showed up and I immediately lost all my confidence.

He got a free burger and didn’t even smile.

He texted me and I replied with a full essay.

4

When someone is so smooth they could make a fish blush.

He walked in and I immediately lost all my cool.

He got a free soda and didn’t even thank the machine.

He texted me and I started questioning my life choices.

5

When someone is so cool they could make your teacher quit and go live in a cave.

He showed up and the whole room turned silent.

He got a free pizza and didn’t even say thank you.

He texted me and I had to take a break from my life.

6

When someone is so cool they could make your pet turtle look like a nervous wreck.

He walked in and I immediately got jealous.

He got a free soda and I got a free headache.

He texted me and I replied with a full speech.